i had an R-Zone and if you ever wanted to play a shitty tiger electronics lcd game only smaller and redder and harder to see and also strapped to your face for some reason, it was great 

nobody cares 

lol

Neat

Time is an illusion

George shouts "we're living in a society!" in a Seinfeld episode from like 1992. There's nothing new under the sun 

pooper man imo 

i have a much harder time finding a game i enjoy

kinja was brutally murdered but it’s corpse shambles on 

happy 7th anniversary 

fuck off

Play fallout 4 first and realize that bethesda sucks at developing games and then move in with your life 

John Steward 

imagine being so wealthy that you can spend millions of dollars to pretend to own a gif

the internet was a mistake 

assassinating the pope will always be the best final mission in a game

i still don’t understand what’s wrong with running 200 laps and whoever’s in first after that is the winner 

good lord 

If you use a dumb platform to make money, you can't be mad when the platform acts dumb 

bread, super chunk peanut butter, blueberry preserves