i still can’t believe you haven’t done Jynx or Mr Mime yet 

no

i could live for several years on what someone spent on a very large toy

fuck whoever makes these slideshows instead of regular listicles 

are you finally figuring out that award shows are just advertisments?

fun is illegal 

all colas suck 

having lived very near the middle of nowhere, please don’t visit. nobody wants you there 

no thanks 

i will do whatever the fuck i want 

The x-men arcade game was only available to purchase for a few years and hasn't been listed in digital stores for many years now

You’ve never driven through the country have you

went where?

Sure, why not?

Money corrupts, absolute money corrupts absolutely

haha, nerd 

i remember nothing!

lol, of course there are idiots in the comments trying to make the case that actually some corps are good. we might as well detonate all the nukes and save ourselves some time 

no thanks 

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