this is one of the saddest pictures i’ve ever seen 

have you ever met people?

this is the best thing Deadspin does and i hope you make 25432 episodes 

yeah, 17 year olds are well known for caring about menial tasks 

it’s me and i’m swamped these days 

your conspiracy theory needs a lot of work 

it fucking sucks that all these companies figured out how to fuck with people’s brains to get a big enough portion of them to buy into this shit. 

weird 

my boss was waiting to sign paperwork at a dealer for a new delivery van and it was taking forever. he asked a sales guy what the hell was taking so long and that he was going to leave pretty soon and the sales guy said “ok, you can leave if you want to”. so we bought a van at the next dealer over.

Floe Jacco imo

no

Chinese people buy sneakers too 

jesus christ 

is the XFL aware that Vinny Testaverde is like 60 years old?

neat

f

shocked to find out that men shit all over and then got mad at a woman for not cleaning it up

i could really go for a nice hot glass of egg nog 

not to be friends with a guy that thinks she’s going to hell for being her and would have made it illegal for her to ever get married in this country if he’d had the chance 

logging off is illegal