the music is very unsettling, i’ll give them that

but then how will the executives afford that 3rd yacht?

did you have a stroke while you were writing this?

“how to give yourself to big brother more effectively”

so Spore but more frustrating?

amazing that he hasn’t changed at all in the last 15 years 

oh cool, i thought this whole comment section was going to be the usual jalopniks shitting all over working people. for some reason nearly the whole commenter base here is full of dudes that think if you don’t have six figures in the bank you’re a bad person so it’s nice to see someone with a soul here 

a new writer? i hope you’re not the ‘stick to sports’ kind

comprehension isn’t your strong suit is it?

pretty smart of them to have different people make the movies instead of having a clear throughline of thought and story.

they’re gonna fuck up Moon Knight so bad i may have to watch it just for the cringe 

thank you for your service 

so this cliff is magic?

everything old is new again 

idiot 

we deserve trump

i wish i lived in a world that made sense 

it’s gonna suck

Pitch Black is the only good mountain dew flavor 

haha, you think he’s still writing?