honestly, filming yourself several years later to prove that in fact you can throw like a normal person is way more embarrassing than the movie clip 

who says no?

why are football coaches so dumb?

did you get paid based on how many times you wrote ‘Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Redeye’?

the most fascinating part of Nate’s career, to me a giant weirdo, is that he only played for one team but changed numbers 3 times. 

every single thing has to be overanalyzed now. it’s very cool and not stupid and annoying at all 

lol

the bigger and louder your truck, the more you hate your penis. i have found this to be an immutable law of the universe

wow, i had idea there was a time when the AV Club was cool and wrote about more than whatever dumbass reality or sitcom people are pretending to care about 

it’s amazing that this sometimes pretends to be a real political news site 

nobody likes the punter

so what you’re saying is that a lot people either don’t care or are incapable of having moral convictions. cool 

i’ve been playing a lot of MLB 2K7 because i’m incredibly weird and when you create a player there are tons of names to choose from that Jon Miller will say when that player comes to bat or pitch or whatever. probably like a thousand of them. and that’s from a xbox 360 game from 12 years ago

it’s gonna be fun to watch Le Batard go off and get fired for having morals 

i would bet someone higher up on the chain than Zack is writing that article

looks fake as shit to me but i’m a moron so who knows

because people love to be part of a trend. not complicated 

this is me, about all of Pokemon lore

who the fuck is nick martin?