i’ve been playing a lot of MLB 2K7 because i’m incredibly weird and when you create a player there are tons of names to choose from that Jon Miller will say when that player comes to bat or pitch or whatever. probably like a thousand of them. and that’s from a xbox 360 game from 12 years ago

it’s gonna be fun to watch Le Batard go off and get fired for having morals 

i would bet someone higher up on the chain than Zack is writing that article

looks fake as shit to me but i’m a moron so who knows

because people love to be part of a trend. not complicated 

this is me, about all of Pokemon lore

who the fuck is nick martin?

actually it does. that’s exactly how language works 

neat

haha, what a great satirical piece of writing 

if this bothers you in any way please get intensive therapy 

i have died 

always online was a mistake 

but if it’s going to happen, it couldn’t have happened to a better target

lol

i believe the correct pluralization is Spiders-Men 

love the “progressives” in the comments here saying that they agree with Pitaro that businesses shouldn’t involve themselves in politics. 

you’re right, making money is more important 

i bet no matter which thing you put first would get ordered more. lots of people just go with what’s in front of them rather than actually have to make a decision