Here is what you needed. The “Nope” Button (Trademark pending).

Same, it gets me every time. I even have a tiny little pale blue dot tattoo. It’s Carl Sagen’s birthday and I’ve been eyeing a hardcover 1994 copy of Pale Blue Dot on eBay, might finally have to bite the bullet.

Me, IRL, every time I come across the Pale Blue Dot.

I want Pale Blue Dot please.

Thank you. I am getting very tired of people pretending that guys who were born in the late 40s and early 50s, who until just a few years ago were part of the culturally dominant generation, are somehow old men trapped in some weird medieval time when nothing resembling our current morals applied.

Jeeezus...I put the phone down for like two hours...

Nobody I know wants this. Myself included. And all of us are gonna watch it.

Because brown people, teh gays, baby Jesus and zygotes.

It breaks my heart when women talk about how they never came forward about the sex abuse they experienced as children/teenagers because they weren’t model citizens in life - as if those extremely fucked up experiences didn’t have any part in making a “normal” life more achievable for them. Maybe you weren’t an angel,…

From the WaPo article: “Corfman, 53, who works as a customer service representative at a payday loan business, says she has voted for Republicans in the past three presidential elections, including for Donald Trump in 2016.”

I was 16 in 1979. Let me make it clear: it was not normal for teenagers to date 30 year olds. It was not the custom of the time, it was not in any way acceptable. 14-year olds dated other 14 year olds — maybe a 16 year old. I had 30-something guys hitting on me at 14 but it was and remains creepy as fuck. I probably…

I don’t think this will hurt Moore at all. I think voters will believe this woman is lying.

(“I’m not an angel,” she said)

(In reference to all these men getting TAKEN DOWN)

All these men ask, “Why didn’t you report it then?” “Why do you stand down when threatened with a defamation suit?”

I was going to compare Ratner to a rat but then I thought it’s kind of disrespectful to rats. And I hate rats.

So I imagine that insanity and engaging in playful behavior probably look very much a like, particularly to a nonpanda.

Great now all I wanna do is roll down a frickin hill.