Are we all supposed to act surprised now?

OF COURSE.

Gee ACA seems to need a lot of effort to make it “fail on its own”.

STOP IT! She wasn’t done! <tears> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! <sobs>

Please don’t ever hurl yourself into a barrel of glue, Ellie.

She is so damn adorable. I love following her on social media because her posts always make me happy.

This is cute and she looks happy and I can’t hate. Paint on, Brit!

I suffered through some of the chapters of the Grey book (there is a LOT of copy/paste, holy cow) and while there’s very little original content, what is there almost makes me wonder if this whole thing is an elaborate performance piece demonstrating how ingrained rape culture is within our society. He is somehow even…

This pales to when my mother in law, who is as demure as one would expect her to be as a devout Southern Baptist in her late 60's to be told me that the 50 Shades books were ‘steamy’ and then she fanned herself.

Ah yes, I missed that key detail sorry. I really wish you typed something back at her, only so you can then relay the good story to me, so I can have something to chuckle at :p

lol oh no, this waste of space wasn’t MY friend, thank god. she posted on my friend’s wall and I saw the comment. I really, really had to restrain myself from typing out something just nasty. or even something like this list of books.. to basically state, ‘you do KNOW there is such as a thing as a library, right? full…

Who wants to bet this book is just a way to excuse his behavior? Like, see, he really did have good intentions and Ana just misinterpreted everything!

Writing this novel has been a journey of discovery 

That is an instant de-friend right there.

I saw someone write on my friend’s facebook page that they were so pissed about how shitty the ‘Fifty shades darker’ movie was because it was her ‘favorite book’ and that is when I decided nothing matters anymore and gave in to the numbness

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?