I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

The 32-year-old musician admitted that, in August 2013 in Atlantic City, he had exposed himself to a girl under the age of 13.

No jail time? Fuck this world.

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

and many of us consider the prospect of auto-repelling the men who hold such opinions to be a feature rather than a bug...

When is he going to join the Kardashian TV show?

Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today

Juice.

I’m doing something like this next week. I’m tired of dealing with my hair. It’s just past my shoulders and all fluffy frizzy curls and I’ve been literally putting it in a bun every damn day because I want it off my neck so ... it’s going.

Fucking truth

This is Vogue. No look counts until a white person does it.

Like Rihanna did 2 years ago?

Wayne did.

So, the real story here is that this episode confirmed that the season 7 script leak from months ago was almost 100% accurate. At least as far as this episode goes.

If you see something, say something.

God I’m so glad we are only teenagers once in our lives.

I love that they separate “get a manicure” and “get a pedicure” into two different items. It reminds me of how I over-itemize my work “to-do” list so I can check things off and feel like I am accomplishing something even if I’m not.

Let’s get this party started