Yeah I’ve got two friend over there and love it. I gotta pay some debts and get things in order but I am hoping soon.

Yes, I have applied with positions where my sister has work and I stumbled on why I wanted the job. I didn’t want to say, “great pay, there’s travel,etc”. I don’t know how truthful you should be. I think my biggest problem is eye-contact. I have good posture and I look the part but eye contact is the negative.

Re-watching My Best Friend’s Wedding as I am older, how crazy is it that Cameron Daiz’s character is 20 years old?

I wish I could afford a Women’s Day off. I haven’t had the best of luck with job interviews, do I need to do a cleanse? I think they go well but then I get an email with, “we’ve decided to go with another candidate with more experience.” I’ve been to about 25 interviews.

Damn straight. No job in the White House is worth it. Next stop, hopefully Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Betsy Devos. Both assholes and terrible people.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

I feel bad about feeling bad about Mark’s death but there’s 34,000 reasons why he was a bad, bad guy. One less pedo in the world.

Don’t watch any of The 50 Shades movies, you’ll regret it

Daniel Kaluuya should have won. James Franco got too much time for my taste.

Rupert Friend has too much respect for women to play Christian Grey. I’m glad he isn’t involved in that franchise.

She’s underrated

THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I hated Saw but I am also not going to watch a movie filmed by a child rapist. No matter how good it is

I’m actually a bit surprised. We’re in a horror film in real-life so why go and see one?

I tend to stick to the same scary movies.

The actors know it’s shitty and they don’t even try in his. The first movie wasn’t a masterpiece but it was better. They are now just in it for the paycheck. They did less promotion this time around.

Totally. Remember when he raped Ana in book one? He broke into her place and Ana said “no” to sex? EL James wrote the book from Christian’s point of view and in his book, she meant no because she had dirty socks on.

This is the best day ever. Go fuck yourself, you twat.

Put the lime in the coconut

Like the one in Cruel Intentions? ewwww spit is gross. Totally ruined the scene