People! We got this all wrong! Consider: Ted Cruz:

“Friends hang sometimes, my penis does forever.”

I don't see the problem, here. Real simply fixed the glitch.

In hindsight, ESPN’s botched report makes perfect sense: it was filed by Chris Broussard. (Yes, I know it makes no sense. But I stand by it.)

Wait, is that actually a thing? Or do you just have mad bullshit skills?

“Stan”, on the other hand, is a fantastic song.

The Kid-Judge outhouse interaction at the end of Blood Meridian is widely interpreted as the Judge raping the Kid. So, yeah; not the best example to cite to back up your point about antigonists going soft (no pun intended).

The story of my life, man.

Fire Paul Petrino, but vote for Pedro.

This needs to be out of the greys. +1

Just don’t let Greg Howard see that. You'll be banned by the time you wake up.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Ergo, I give you a +1.

Packers fan here. Saw it live. Looked like he rolled an ankle at worst, at first, especially when he jogged off the field. Agree 100%. It sucks, but it was one of those freak things.

I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers.

Best impression of Frank Semyon from True Detective S.2 I’ve heard since the finale.

I heart you. +1

Context, ho . . . .

+1. But I would have gone with the French New Wave angle:

I’m a big Danny Brown fan, and even I have to admit he’s all over the place, quality-wise. I’ve seen him three times, now, and he is an incredibly inconsistent performer. Twice, I’ve seen him absolutely kill it, and the other he was boo’ed off stage, leaving Skywalker to spin Waka Flocka for the remainder of the set…

He just does a ton of fake drugs and works on his arms and genuinely believes that this is all going to be an emotionally moving part of Ray Velcoro’s story.