Coincidentally, the crying child in the video also goes by “Billy”.

I saw that guy in an episode of Danger 5, drinking a perfectly mixed Bangkok Sunrise!

So, what you're saying is that JPP won't be as explosive off of the line this year, right?

Actual quote from Knowles’ recent Terminator Genisys “review”:

And just to clarify that, I have never drank it.

Whoa. I am in no way making this up and no snark is involved: I swear on the lives of my children that, until this article, I had thought that Chimay was some sort of fortified wine, like a cheap port.

Will, I have much respect for you and the yeoman’s work that you do in your columns. But you are wrong on this. Over the past three years, most IPAs have only become the beers that you drink on a dare because of how hoppy they have become; they are now the beer equivalent of those hot sauces made from the Merciless…

This needs to be out of the grays.

That’s not a double underhook throw! That’s a bicycle kick!

In a perfect world, Kate McKinnon will play Hope Solo in the inevitable bio-pic. It’s all in the eyes, man.

Hi. I have a question about the weekend coverage that I’ve been meaning to ask for a while, and that (at least in my mind) may have become more relevant given the thread on Gawker about everyone’s opinions concerning the unionization push (I didn’t want to ask it in that thread because it’s Deadspin-specific):

No. That's amazing.

To understand what is the bleakest thing, one must first understand what is best in life:

I had no idea that Samwell Tarly moonlighted as a professional boxer.

Whoa. Are you a 120-year-old, born-and-bred denizen of Addison and Clark? Because those are the only people who have the moral authority to complain about how awful it is to live near Wrigley Field.

+1. What makes this even better is that Draper didn't get it. Bravo.

Yes, this is starting to get overblown, particulary with regard to the racial-epithet aspect. I get that. But, the question that I have is: would Harrison’s comments be any less/more acceptable is he instead had said, “Man, fuck dude.” For me, it’s not so much the epithet that gets me; just the general display of open…

Go Bucky!

I've been banging this iLoveMakonnen joint, constantly, for the past month or so. Love the sparse, trippy beat, and Ezra Koenig and Deapot's verses are the shit.

The celebration had elaborate costumes, an ice bar, a cake shaped like a palace, and a camel, which Peterson rode. The theme appeared to be "What A Very Dumb 30-Year-Old Thinks The Middle East Looks Like."