Yuge.

Yeah! The return of free phone apps!! I’m not being sarcastic

Yeah! The return of free phone apps!! I’m not being sarcastic

I know a Ferrari bodykit when I see one.

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

I buy Mobil 1 from Walmart for cheaper than I can get some synthetic blends anywhere else (including where I work with my discount) - but I prefer OEM filters. Nothing Fram will ever go on an engine I own. I also buy Gates belts from the parts store for much cheaper than OEM.

None of the people in those pictures is holding a camera.

Gadget. 40 bucks well spent.

I keep a bunch of relatively set-and-forget stuff in my pantry and fridge for the occasions (average, oh, about five a week) when I just want to be lazy.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

I hesitate to report that the local car wash does not appreciate getting skidmarks out of my underwear this way.

Pontiac guy here to nitpick:

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

To be fair, a sizeable rock in the road can back up traffic anywhere.

my favourite idea is giving me daughter to me mum for a week

Jesus wept. This is awful cooking advice. People want a burger that is juicy and flavourful. Not bland and wet, which is what’s being advocated here. These are hamburgers. Cooking 101. You do not need to “hack” a burger. Buy good ground meat with adequate fat, form the patties, sprinkle with salt and pepper, put ‘em…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Great Scott!