it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Better headline:

How do you upcycle tassels into decorative tights? That is the real question. I have this hooker friend. She wants to know.

it’s a shame Honda discontinued that with the new gen. also a surpise that other car makers aren’t doing the same.

you know i’ve been looking frenzy for the 4th gen CRV’s version of this and I can’t find it! being a new car aside i’m not even seeing it for the RDX. was this an exclusive for the 3rd gen?

No one is Russian to buy it

$40,000... now that’s a Lada money. Not a Lada car for the money. Just a lot.

I can’t remember how to find it, so I’ll just tell you and wish you best of luck. A fan edited all three Hobbit movies into one movie that was around 2hrs long.

I just bench press my daughter.

Hmm Site reliability Engineer is half of my job already but my title is Network Engineer so now are they taking those duties and creating a new job out of it? Man I hope we actually do create that job here because I wouldn’t mind offloading that work from my already full as hell plate.

Yeah their cost certainly makes them a great option... I guess I just don’t see them on display with such frequency that I would expect your average person to just have this excess of pool noodles.

...and you lean over to said dick-woman and whisper in her ear, “nice price.”

This is like finding the girl of your dreams, getting her into bed, and then finding out she has a dick. Sure.. There are surgeries than can address it. But you’ll always know what the original equipment was. Can you get past it? That’s the question.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Life hack pro tip: have twins.

i suppose I could run the hose 300 feet out, then wrap it with heating tape so it doesn’t freeze when it’s -20 out... or I could dig a trench to 44" deep, run plumbing to a frost-proof hydrant and fix that when it inevitably freezes anyway.

One thing that those touting polyphasic sleep kept claiming was that they could get away with less sleep because it was a lot more efficient. They ‘hacked’ their sleep to eliminate Stage I/II and get a lot more REM by entering it immediately when they’d nap.

When you wanna go to it.

Jeez, JJ Abrams got his hands on this reboot too?!