more protein. alternatively, lower the amount of weight youre lifting and do more of it instead of heavy weights and not a lot of reps.

"...spend on makeup"?

I recently had the "can i use your bathroom" scenario play out in my apartment, and I too live alone. It was nnot fun and very scary and I'm glad that I was able to push the guy out of my apartment.

Maybe start thinking about the woman you're with and not just "dipping your dick."

Boy howdy you sound like a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer. Inviting upstairs =/= inviting sex.

I'm pretty sure just because someone asks and you say "yes you can come indoors" it does not imply "we are going to get naked."

You know what actually worries me? The people commenting here saying that inviting someone inside is a free pass for banging. No, it's not. You can invite someone in to talk. You can invite someone in to drink. You can invite someone in if they say they need to use the bathroom. NONE OF THOSE guarantees anything…

How about you just start assuming that it's not on the table and therefore not something that the girl needs to "take off the table."

No it doesn't.

It's not her fault. Stop blaming her.

"Or something. WHO CARES. Also, Dave Letterman, I am disappointed in you. Your total screen time adds up to the comprehensive age of a toddler and your 'nads are probably down to your ankles. So shut your trap."

Nope.

Um, no, that's not how calories burned works. If you are working harder you are clearly working more muscles and thus are burning more calories. Calories burned are also dependent on 1)height 2) weight 3)gender 4)general level of fitness.

OMG I cannot think of a better time to say, "Get over it." A context-free photo? left ring finger + diamond isn't self explanatory? Jesus.

shut the fuck up, the second amendment was created to cover things like bayonets, notak-47s. grow up. and also, yes, they will. deal with it.

they do this to avoid theft, mainly. when i worked at the home depot we had a lot of returns w/o receipt. they put your id number into the system and youre only allowed to return x amount of dollars within a certain timeframe without receipt.

i think you mean high-fructose corn syrup, not fructose. an apple is not making america fat, genius.

except people probably donated so much because this dude was such an icon, an inspiration. fuck him.

are you guys men? because as a woman i cant think of anything more terrible and possibly dangerous than meeting a complete stranger without knowing what he looks like.

And, as this esquire writer has proven, you still don't need to be a good writer to get a paycheck for doing it.