Oh shut up.

If pink automatically equals feminine, sure. If you only care about packaging and not the product inside, yes. I hate that if I want to assert femininity, it has to be done with dainty pink purple things.

Sorry, but no - once you put something on the internet, it's there for public consumption. There's hardly anything called privacy on the internet.

Why did you "reconnect" with her? Your post here makes no mention of being friends, so I can only imagine your motivation was to "see how that fat girl from elementary school is doing nowadays," which is just as bad as her initial bullying.

Please tell me how a size 26 at high-school aged is not considered morbidly obese?

This is not what "moving on" looks like.

Oh man, you're so hip without a facebook account. Tell us more!

Now would be a good time to put yourselves on the list of irrelevant writers that this stupid site just posted.

Gawker isn't reporting shit. They're reposting what's already out there.

Friendly reminder that not everyone celebrates Christmas, duh.

Clearly, reporting a wrong name served you guys really well. A+ journalism all around.

And for a lot of people, that is the only acceptable answer. If I'm finding out about someone's STD while I'm half naked, that's not fucking okay.

And if the person "lucky enough" to see them is someone she is telling "no" to because it was laundry day and these were her last pair in the drawer and the judge says, "But her panties said she wanted it!"

So if I call someone, and they kill themselves, it's my fault? No, that's not how that works.

I cannot imagine going through life with this big of a chip on my shoulder. She seems so goddamn miserable. It's CANDY for fuck's sake.

You mean you guys have different fashion sense? Holy SHIT!

Until a girl gets raped wearing these undies and no judge, police officer, jury member, or person in general says "Well, maybe she shouldn't have been wearing instruction-panties," I can see why people are pissed about it.

Dude, the OP's dad died. Can you maybe back off on the calling her a concern troll? My dad died at 51 because he was over 400 lbs. You don't get an enlarged heart and fucked up kidneys and diabetes and liver failure from eating well (UGH, because I know someone will come forth with an anecdote, I'll throw in a…

cool story, bro

Softball feedback is angry mob commenters on Jezebel? Cool, I hope your first job out of college had that much critique.