cool story, bro

Softball feedback is angry mob commenters on Jezebel? Cool, I hope your first job out of college had that much critique.

I hope people have publicly ripped your work to shreds, too. There's criticism, and there's just being a jerk. The article sucks, but as someone who admits to having her name on some stupid shit too, you're kind of being a dick here.

Yeaaaaah. I'll be doing that for the second year in a row due to how far away I live from my job, and of course they have the party right down the street from the office. It stinks.

Mine was going to be on a weekend but I told them I had somewhere else to be that night (really really small company) and they switched it to a weeknight.

So was it worth her potentially shooting your husband? And do you realize your dumbass husband stole from her? Two wrongs don't make it a right, you moron.

Yeah, fat girls is what they saw first. Not brunette, sparkly handbag, whatever. Go ahead and excuse the rudeness.

they're not much better here.

oh shut the fuck up

God, you are so stupid it hurts.

Pretty sure you need to shut the fuck up.

I like the idea, but I'm confused by the "it's impossible to watch your drink all night."

Having read the comments on here I am shocked at your "WHY does this need to be manufactured" bullshit.

I'm confused at your surprise at how common it is. "Where the fuck are all the men?"

OMG you're so original.

Hardly anyone? Please, show me your stats.

when you have...not a typo

I find it hard to believe that a manager who was taking money from his staff would have been that great of a reference. Fuck him.

I would assume she named him after the character in the Notebook, hah

LOL at a guy who tried to kill his girlfriend writing an article about how men are helping fight sexism. What a bunch of fucking bullshit.