Every time Trump says “fake news” remember that he spent five years accusing Obama of not being a US citizen.

Drain the swamp!

Your loss.

magical, impossible leverage = a few dozen nukes

No, Obamacare is the super-secret, super-luxurious healthcare benefits given to lazy (ie you know who) people.

Consider family life escaped.

This appointment will be great for inner-city dwellers like Donald Trump.

We know you can. Will you?

He’s got a guy nick-named Mad Dog lined up for Secretary of Defense, so...

Very skeptical that as many as 25% of bus company employees are “in it” for the simple joy of transporting children to school.

When you hear someone conflate the words “racial” and “racist,” odds are that you are listening to a racist.

When was the last time a Secret Service agent was shot? Thirty years ago? Since the mid-80s, the most common cause of death of secret service agents has been heart attacks, car accidents, and being unlucky enough to be in a federal building that was bombed by a domestic terrorist.

Stephen King used this (renamed Red Razberry Zinger cereal) in Cujo.

HE’S ALWAYS BEEN COOL TO ME!

Is this guy also a kicker for Penn State?

Who is that weird dude in the video?

Vonnegut’s Mother Night - ‘We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.’

It’s called life, dipshit. Get used to it.

Citation needed.