Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Real teeth are some of the most underrated things in Hollywood. I love watching a movie from pre-1995ish, and realizing that actors used to be able to lead a movie with a wonky, off-white smile.

That header pic is breaking my heart. I miss Blake-free Gwen and her natural teeth.

This is something I was explaining to a man the other day. He’d written a blog about how “if you’re not fit, you’re making excuses.”

Oh, shut up.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

Poor Tight Buns hasn’t been able to squeeze a fart out in awhile.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

Big ups to all my Crazy Lindas.

This wasn’t a breakdown of communication. It was a trap laid by an experienced predator complete with his “but I said we might make out!” escape hatch.

That first one got it tho.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

Well apparently the REAL problem is just the 6-8 inches of thigh above the knee. That lower 12" or so of leg is apparently just not enticing!

Presumably those men didn’t know you were 12, they just pegged your age wrong. Badu is talking about male adults working in a school setting knowing that these are children — and their charges.

She thought David Gest was dead because he was sick in bed, and later left the show for health reasons. So it actually made sense.

This is the Bernie Bro phenomenon in a nutshell: a good-enough idea (pointing out the superdelegate system is fundamentally undemocratic) runs into an obnoxious social media tactic, helmed by someone who seems like a bit of a dick.

Even when I was a kid and saw this, I was upset that SHE didn't push him out the window instead of her dad. I thought she deserved the closure of that last moment more than the dad.

Nay. I read somewhere that Daryl and Michonne merchandise sells the most out of any of the other characters’, so I think they’re here to stay (for a while, at least).

“Did I piss in your cornflakes? I didn’t mean to piss in your cornflakes, so why u mad?”

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