Well, you know those old, racist white Senators, they all look alike ;).

shoutout to Jesse Helms for just being the fucking worst

wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this

And then they develop more and more astute and clever evasive measures to escape the helicopter hovering above them

Ha!

Makes me feel like we just might find her wandering the streets asking for the time before long.

She is in fact that pigtail “goth” chick from the crime lab show your mom watches.

She is exactly that girl. She’s an actress on NCIS.

That’s not exactly the attackiest attack I’ve ever heard.

god, i wish I could go actually go to hell

Didn’t the movie clearly acknowledge the weight of both of them fully on it put it underwater? I was sure it did. When Jack is in the water hanging on it he’s putting a small fraction of his weight on it.

She’s covered in scars from her life as a back-street alligator wrestler.

At least three of those could pretty much be rephrased as: JANE has tragically decreased her value as a decorative object by living her life as if she were a human being.

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

Is he too good when he’s being a rape apologist, or is he too good when he’s slut shaming his ex gf and talking shit about her kid?

Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

Playing the long kan-ye.

You just miss the perfect title and the obvious pun for the album;

Same. I was a Kanye apologist for a long time (and I really do think he is talented) but between him slut-shaming his ex-girlfriend and now defending a serial rapist....I’m out.

Kanye West doesn’t care about women people.