this is a stupid question and you should feel stupid for asking it.

yeah, sorry, still don’t believe it.

yeah, that’s not actually true. not to say that there aren’t times when that is the case, but it certainly isn’t a universal truth - far from it.

nah, bullshit on the everclear story. there’s no way you drank that whole bottle, plus beers, and mixed drinks — in under an hour — and didn’t at least get alcohol poisoning. that’s just not possible.

it seems like a mistake rather than a cruel or wildly stupid decision, which I can forgive (not that I flatter myself into thinking the author desires my forgiveness). I don’t know if we read the same article, but I think it was clear that this was a last resort, and that both she and her partner were very emotionally…

lol, because the only choices you had were to leave this steaming screed of whatever or be passive-aggressive. again - next time? just refrain from commenting. self-control is a virtue.

aw, congrats, you win this round of tragedy olympics!

but you kind of did, by opening with a snidely superior ‘comment withheld.’ if you really wanted to avoid ‘internet awfulness,’ you would have just commented with the second half of your comment. or, better yet, abstained from commenting completely.

in fairness, just posting a link made them look smarter than you, so ...

lol, yes, it’s exactly the same thing, this is a perfect comparison.

of course, by ‘withholding comment,’ we can all pretty much imagine what kind of comment you would have made. but passive aggression is cool, I guess.

it’s muuuuch cheaper than executing them, yeah. like, by leaps and bounds.

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Hell, last year, I only found a bag of the Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese chips anywhere after the contest itself was over, and I was regularly checking multiple stores for all four chip flavors

Most studies show that black people and Latinos commit crime at higher rates than whites.

Plus are you saying you just want to kill each person convicted of a crime like China does?

We never joke about rape in this country unless it’s man-on-man prison rape.

I mean, yes, it should be, but no, it isn’t.

seriously, this comment is like a glaring ‘HOW NOT TO’ warning post.

it’s like all of the naysayers each read a single, different line from the article and immediately shot down here to start shit. guys, your answers are in the rest of the article. i promise commenting space isn’t limited.