The real reason that stormtrooper didn’t see Luke hiding in the ferns:

Just have to join the chorus woth an unoriginal “congratulations.” Narcisse + Black Panther is the superhero team up of the year!

This was literally my first guess as to how they would bring her back.

I wish Lawrence of Arabia was twice as long. It is the best movie ever made.

And now they can’t have Stick show up in episode 4 to explain what’s happening.

A phone and internet are essential to access services including mental healthcare, medical care, reliable bus schedules, and general information on community services available to the poor and the homeless.

I love this show, despite having the twist spoiled for me in the comments of a completely unrelated i09 article. I have never wished so much to be un-spoiled. At least I will always have finding out Rickty Cricket’s girlfriend was a collie.

Ah yes, I see. Or rather I don’t see cause I’ve never played Uncharted. Damn you, console exclusives, damn you!

You have to pay for the library?!? Do you live in a Red state?

My dad was complaining about a homeless guy with a phone and I pointed out that 1) homeless people in our state have access to free phones with limited services and that 2) a person without a house or a social support group might need a phone far more than he or I. Why shouldn’t they have the ability to schedule…

You should explore the I.W.W. and their “general strike” idea. This is precisely what they’ve been trying to do for decades now.

It’s a cursor thing, probably from accidentally moving a hand across the mouse pad and dragging one section of text to a different spot. You can see it was supposed to read: “homeowner of the house in...” but “ouse” got transposed making it “homeownerouse.”

I’m having a hard time figuring out what your beef is here. Is it misogyny, blonde-ism, ella-ism? Are you just saving your place until you can return with better outrage? This is a very specific issue to have.

I would totally read a column that was reasons new movies would suck and had sentences that started like: “The concept of galactic empires or federations (sadly the latter much more than the former) is antiquated.”

You did not just insinuate that Lara Croft is based off Nathan Drake. Nathan Drake is Tomb Raider without the license and the style. If the jabronis that made Uncharted had the rights to Lara, there never would have been a Dude Raider.

Alec Baldwin has been A-list since the eighties. By the time 30 Rock aired he already held (or was close to) the record for hosting SNL, a job that goes almost exclusively to actors in blockbuster or Oscar-bait movies.

Well played, sir or madam, well played.

I went back to re-read and quit in disgust honestly. I was kind of disappointed in my younger self for how much I liked Preacher when it was overflowing with sexism, racism, facism, and John Wayne.

If you use private browsing then the ads (and the other people on your network) won’t know that you watch an incredible amount of porn.