Remember back when we could star an article? Those were good times. Nice article, David.

Agreed. My opinion of him declines every day he gets further from his Jalopnik days and closer to being crawled up inside an infotainment center. It’s a friggin’ performance car, who gives a shite about hearing 10 minutes on the bizzarely giddy ramblings of a man who discovered you can monitor your dog’s heart rate in…

This is what the Jeep Renegade should have been

Yeah. I think a movie like The Prestige does a much better job presenting the questionable ethics of teleportation than Star Trek.

“Iron Man” is two things:

The whole signature thing reminded me of this:

Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

Hatchbacks are the ideal vehicle.

“Two Germansailors...”

this is setting a bad president

I’ve got a wife, two kids, a dog, a few cats, and now, apparently, a hamster. When everybody needs to go somewhere, we take my wife’s Odyssey.

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

So long as they make sure to paint themselves in an unflattering light, I’m fine with it.

I boxed for a time when I was younger and was a bit “rowdy”. Got into an argument in a bar where a guy who apparently knew I was a boxer proceeded to punch himself in the face to get pumped up and promptly broke his own nose. I now see him at the gym almost everyday. He’s still a tool.