I’m a terrible negotiator when it comes to car purchases, if I bother to look at a car, it’s because I WANT IT, so I just take it at face value.

This reads like an email from my mother.

Hey, at least you asked for the rest of us!

ok im dumb.

243 Earth days to rotate on axis, but only 225 Earth days to swing her ass around the sun.

That’s trump’s mother? Oh, god, he’s doing a Norman Bates thing, isn’t he? I’ve seen the photo of him wearing a robe and sprawled out on his mommy’s bed, but realizing that he tries to do his hair the same way is frightening and hilarious.

Because I’m a bit of a geek when it comes to air, pressure and force calculations, I tried to run a bit of maths on this but it’s actually hugely complicated to model in reality.

If you are attending the inauguration, maybe don’t drink the punch.

Still my all-time favorite.

Trust me, I have k own homless people. I can guarantee that they would much rather live I a secure room with a roof over their heads than one that meets all the building codes. They don’t need x number of outlets per wall, large windows in every bedroom, etc.

Pretty metal flight, but still not the most metal flight

Our thoughts and prayers are with the friends and family of Matt LeBlanc.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

What, you don’t like Casey Chan posting a link to Youtube and calling it a day? ....

Silver lining for me: none of my family or friends died this year. As much as I like all the celebrities, none of them mean as much as my family does. Last year I lost my grandmother, aunt, a friend in a car accident and an uncle. 2015 was worse. For me.

I would hate staring at people at stoplights though.

Believe it, brother. It's great!