So long as text pops up telling us exactly which guard has found what, and how alarmed this causes them to become, I'm there.

I ended up deliberately trying to hit as many things as possible with my car between missions. It made no difference at all to whether I succeeded or not and I couldn't care less about what grade I get. It was also hilarious to listen to my partner screaming at me for five minutes during the drive, then just calmly…

…and make sure to hit some pedestrians with your car, for fun, while you're on your way over there.
"When will the violence end, brother?"

I didn't care for GTA IV overall. I admired what they were trying to do with Niko's character, and he was really well developed and you grew to care for him. But it never worked for me because of the dissonance between the Niko in the cutscenes who deplored mindless violence and the Niko that drove around mowing…

That Kevin Spacey movie?

Slow down!

Next thing you'll be telling me is that one person could hold an opinion that consists of two aspects in direct conflict with one another. When will the madness end?

These truly are the end times.

I got nothing.

Thanks for this. Somehow I had forgotten how amazing this song is.

I'LL FORGET WHAT I WANT, DAMMIT!

Oh, you! [audience laughter]

Ugh, but hearing her talk is like listening to a trombone filled with syrup.

Shallow but fun? Felicia Day?! WHAT THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE.

I think these days "memoir" is frequency used interchangeably with "narrative non-fiction," so I'm not sure it is always used to refer to an old man sitting in his leather recliner telling folks how it used to be.

Yeah, actually I kinda can't unsee that now, thanks a lot.

I know nothing of the music, I just came here to say that the picture above looks like two women being smothered by a very large, very hairy man. That probably says more about me than anything else, but there you have it.

ICE CREAAMM!!!

I honestly can't tell which of the purported VSEs described in the comments are real and which are made up.

Oh man, that Clortho.