It's curious that this review gives the movie a C, yet seems to indicate that the first movie was rather good in the intro. Yet, the first movie got a C- !

It's curious that this review gives the movie a C, yet seems to indicate that the first movie was rather good in the intro. Yet, the first movie got a C- !

I know! Remember the Bat-Tesla AC?

I know! Remember the Bat-Tesla AC?

Alas, Franchise Zombie, we barely knew ye.

Alas, Franchise Zombie, we barely knew ye.

What?

What?

Do they still call them 'bananas' here?

Do they still call them 'bananas' here?

Biopic humor!

Biopic humor!

Your penis is not a manual, dude.

Your penis is not a manual, dude.

Would anyone like a Cheese and Ham Bravelle?

Would anyone like a Cheese and Ham Bravelle?

I know both Field Music and Maccabees!

I know both Field Music and Maccabees!

"[O]n … Joaquin Phoenix’s face … , … settled … seaman … and his wife … puts Phoenix through a … gentle … toe-to-toe."

"[O]n … Joaquin Phoenix’s face … , … settled … seaman … and his wife … puts Phoenix through a … gentle … toe-to-toe."