Regretsy's section on things that aren't steampunk. That is all.

Regretsy's section on things that aren't steampunk. That is all.

"I got dis badge for gedding dis badge"

"I got dis badge for gedding dis badge"

"It's not easy for me…I love you"
"Why aren't you stupid anymore?"
"Stop saying I'm fat. It's rude"

"It's not easy for me…I love you"
"Why aren't you stupid anymore?"
"Stop saying I'm fat. It's rude"

I'm still waiting for Teddy Ruxpin: The Movie.

I'm still waiting for Teddy Ruxpin: The Movie.

Ratner is the worst of all possible worlds.

Ratner is the worst of all possible worlds.

We should all just read 'The Puppet Masters' instead. It has copious nudity!

We should all just read 'The Puppet Masters' instead. It has copious nudity!

Too bad they couldn't get Orson Welles. Perhaps they should have settled for Maurice Lemars doing Orson Welles?

Too bad they couldn't get Orson Welles. Perhaps they should have settled for Maurice Lemars doing Orson Welles?

That is correct.

That is correct.

This seems unlikely.

This seems unlikely.

Wait, is that like the bad kind of stroke, or the good kind of stroke (the kind done to me by Candice Bergen)?

Wait, is that like the bad kind of stroke, or the good kind of stroke (the kind done to me by Candice Bergen)?