Oh, I though he said:

Karloff and I were trying a simple time inversion right there, and you fools went and ruined it. Enjoy the FAIL.

first
i'm first

whoop!

In the dark
Stop claiming 'Midnight' is a good episode - it's not, it's shit.

"How long have you been a robber, then?"
"Four foot four!"

Agreed. It was heartwarming, yet utterly hateful towards the Ida character. Unlike VanDerWerff I don't give them props for trying to combine these two things. By the end of the episode it was just hateful.

Just Awful
In the past two episodes, this show has gone from one that I love to one that I'm struggling to watch. Last week's was utterly bizarre and completely inconsistent with the episodes that had come before, and this one was so utterly irritating that I could barely make myself watch it.

…which in turn led to "Memories of the Future":

Wow, you think your friends are worse than Cop Out? That's low, man.

Agreed! But, y'know, firsties fail, etc.

Sounds like it does a little.

ooooo burn

I'd totally give Tilda Swinton an 'award', if you know what I mean.

They're filled with pizza and tears, for later digestion.

OMG! I totally love America's values and strengths!

That's because pretty much every book does not explain how it really works, because it can't. You can't understand quantum mechanics without understanding the math. Once you learn the math it's much easier to understand QM, as silly as that sounds.

All along the whaaa?
I still want to know how Bob Dylan music existed millions of years before Bob Dylan was born.

EXACTLY. My whole issues with this show. Characters are ridiculously dumb one minute and complete geniuses the next, so long as it serves the plot.

Wow, so much effort for just a pinch of awesome.