In this parallel world, I can only assume Snoop Dogg is Secretary of State.

I think this movie would be far more interesting if it was called Alien: Convent.

Experts believe that "Puff the Magic Dragon" is a gateway movie to "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds."

I typically don't talk to Uber drivers, but about a month ago I was feeling more sociable than usual so I struck up a conversation. He offered me a hit from a vaporizer containing THC liquid that he was planning to smoke after his drives.

So 4 stars?

Doesn't anyone want to know what happened in St. Louis? If it's at the top of that list, it has to be interesting.

Oh, I've already read that. I believe those stories were actually written before Jonathan Strange.

They really shouldn't give Jesus a six-pack and a beard if they don't want us to do that.

The Chick-fil-a boycott always felt a bit sketchy to me. For one, they're a franchise organization, and there have been instances of individual franchises supporting LGBT and progressive events. In addition, it was the Cathy family's charitable foundation known as WinShape that actually donated to organizations like…

"I have a grande soy caramel frappucino for 'Suck it, libcucks.'"

I read Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell when it was first published based on the glowing recommendation of Neil Gaiman, and I've been patiently waiting Clarke's follow-up since.

My trigger is Twitter. And my safe space is anywhere not on Twitter.

And the Starbucks boycott. And the Target boycott. And the Apple boycott. And the Kelloggs boycott. And the Google boycott.

I can't tell if that headline has less understanding of Jurassic Park or the actual news story it's referencing. In Jurassic Park, they extracted dino DNA from mosquitoes preserved in amber, not from a mummified dinosaur tail. Archaeologists have actually found engorged mosquitoes preserved in amber, though I don't…

"Gay of Thrones," not to be confused with the excellent recaps of the same name featuring hairstylist extraordinaire Jonathan Van Ness.

Matthew Rush was an inspiring choice as Voldemorecock, but I thought the 3D was unnecessary.

I think he plays one of Euron's mute sailors. Probably because he doesn't have a SAG card.

I don't know if you've watched the gay Game of Thrones parody, but I found it really easy to masturbate to.

The rumor is he's getting a bigger cameo in the next Guardians.

Isn't that in development? He appeared in Guardians of the Galaxy.