Admittedly it’s been a while since the show got an A grade—the beginning of the Fiona and Ian feud in Season 8, right before it completely fell apart. But to claim that I wouldn’t give the show credit for doing something well is baseless. Yes, I’m more jaded about the show than an average viewer, but I’m a critic. I’m…

Stitcom and soap opera? More like shitcom and crap opera. Ha ha ha. I’ll be in the comments all week.

We’d better do something about this. Can’t let them beat us.

People are fine, vegetarians are weird. Also cyclists.

People seems to just gloss over that they were laughing in his face while he was putting himself out there emotionally with that letter that seemed to make everyone cry later.

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

“I have a hard time thinking of a movie that plummeted harder into the shitter after a great opening sequence than this one.”

28 Days Later is one of those films that just perfectly encapsulates an era for me. The shaky cam, low-fi, low-budgetedness of the whole thing just screams 2000s for me, and I frankly don’t really want to go back to that.

“I am shook”

“Now you’re in the Upside-Down! On your MORTGAGE, that is!”

Hey guys, I’m pitching a new show too. It’s also a prank show, but in this one we’re gonna focus on pulling hilarious and terrifying pranks on people born with birth defects. Because that’s fucking funny.

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

love too have my employment be a trick played on me by a rich child who will never have to work a real job in their entire life

She may not have any particular expertise on this or any other subject, but she is very pretty. I say we hear her out.

People abstain from meat for plenty of reasons—ethical, dietary, religious—and for many, this choice is a serious one.

This reminds me of this for some reason.

“which is becoming more popular”

Finally, a film that asks the question, “If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?”

“Then my wife tried to butt-in there and say, ‘Look it, we’ve been on this plane for hours.’ And she says,

I was reading through like, "Okay, but when do we get to hear about our lord and savior Zesty Sauce?" Then Pang said he hated it, and all the other reviews became invalid.