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Airtight argument.

The excuses are already lined up, I see. When in doubt, cry racism.

No one cares, imagine that. 

I’m going to watch it, of course. I don’t want a so-so movie to be the death knell for studios funding more female-lead superhero movies.

Reacting to a mediocre review by going after someone’s looks. I thought it was the other side that were supposed to be the immature ones.

I was thinking of some of the other reviews, which mostly just at best praise her as competent. They do mostly blame the writing though, which is likely the case. 

It sounds like about what I expected from the previews - generic, clunky, and with an iffy performance from a miscast lead. The only real surprise is they actually had a fight scene to “Just a Girl,” which is about as cheesy as you can get.

After endless weeks of the AV Club hyping this up sight unseen, it’s nice to see it get a mediocre review here.

Just read the Hollywood Reporters review and it lets you know how they feel

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

I stopped reading this article when “It’s slow” showed up. 

There is no middle ground on the internet.

That sounds a lot like journalism to me.  

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

My landlord also lives in the same area as my house and refers to the HOA as the Hitler Youth. They semi-regularly try to ding me for the driveway stain my 20-year-old, 376k-mile truck leaves (it seeps a bit here and there). Landlord takes this in stride and basically tells them unless they want to pony up for…

I dunno, why do you say “literally” when you actually mean the opposite?

For the last time, Hughes, the prequels sucked.

I mean, this is all just how you want to frame the narrative.  Another possibility might be that Amazon didn’t view NYC as a superior enough location to bother fighting for.

We’ve learned that shooting yourself in the foot can be framed as a glamorous victory over the plutocrats.