Impressive Method Acting. (was the bruise hand shaped as well?)

In junior high, I was in a school production of Oklahoma! playing the villain Jud Fry. There was a scene involving the female lead that required a slap to occur. During our last show, I told her not to hold back and just slap me as hard as she could, thinking it would be fun to hear the audience’s reaction.

I used to “beat up” little boys. Who, much to my benefit, heeded their parents’ “Don’t hit girls” rule. My UFC year was second grade, so not much damage was inflicted. My reign of terror came to an ignoble end when I went to punch [redacted], tripped on my shoelaces and busted open my own chin

Does she not have a phone? Does she sit at home and read old issues of Seventeen from 1954? Can she not talk?

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I got out of it. Not excusing her actions but I’m just wondering if there is even such a thing as an apology that meets the expectations and ridiculous standards of activists. No one is saying that just because she apologised it makes it all okay but to respond to an apology by saying…

I listened to the Paradise album, fully prepared to hate her, because I heard she was terrible. But no, I love that album, and I love her.

I would stake my last dollar on this child also being unvaccinated and probably on a gluten free diet.

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

People are actually saying "Then consider birth control" to me in another thread, and "have a BBQ at your own house" - I'm sure my Manhattan landlord is gonna love me BBQ'ing in my pocket-sized one bedroom.

I had the same response. ((Scratches head)). I keep reading "I want to get drunk and swear," and "Your baby kills my buzz," and "I don't want to hear baby voices." Seriously? These people posting seem more self-absorbed than my little ones. It's all about them. WTF?

Jesus, everyone, just be honest - you don't want to see me and my baby in public. Anywhere. Ever.

Define "family restaurant"? Anywhere with highchairs?

So you're ok with a 5 or 10 year old kid drinking milk from their mother's breast? A 15 year old? What is your logic? You really don't believe in any cutoff? Not at all?

I'm just glad that in most scenarios women and babies have a wide variety of options. If it makes you happy, breastfeed your baby till age seven, I don't care. Or just use formula right away. It's just the judgement one way or the other which drives me crazy. Obviously babies are able to survive and thrive on…

I want to start by saying that I fully support a mother's decision to feed her child whatever way she feels is best.

Yeah, but what does that mean that we're "designed" to drink milk up to 7? We're not "designed" to do anything. In fact, I'm 33 and I could still drink human milk if I wanted to (speaking here as a breastfeeding mother of a four-month old). The problem is not what we're designed to do, or can do; the problem is if…

yeah, if I received this invite it would go into the special bin marked "self-involved person needing me to witness their self-involvement some more." Won't happen.

Oh, what the hell...