I have a garage door opener with MyQ built in, and I really like it, too.

I have a garage door opener with MyQ built in, and I really like it, too.

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

Parents with well-adjusted children seem to have the attitude “My job is to shape you into someone like me.”

Children are actually not picky eaters. What happens is that the adults feed the children food that is just for the children, food the children don’t see the adults eating, so of course it freaks them out. If this is so good, how come they’re not eating it? Not only does feeding children different food cause distrust,…

If Mahindra was allowed to import the Thar and these bikes to the US, shit would go DOWN.  

Same here. My wife and I cooked a variety of foods and the expectation is that the kids would eat them when we sat down to dinner together. One of the ways we encouraged this was by having our kids participate in planning, shopping for, and preparing meals. I would take the kids to the grocery store with me every week…

If you like MSG and ramen noodle powder you’re gonna love...SAZON!

What I came here to ask

Port of Newark where cars from all over the world are imported into the US. 

This calls for the Jesus Saves, but Moses Invests joke.

Dudes neck longer than a Monday.

Who the fuck is “us”? There isn’t a soul here supporting your opinion.

I mean he/she is not wrong...

Aye, I have a pair of Smiths and a pair of Lavers. The only trouble is that since my plantar fascitis has set in I need arch supports in them or I just have to suffer for fashion. Great, classic shoes, though, no question.

Aye, I have a pair of Smiths and a pair of Lavers. The only trouble is that since my plantar fascitis has set in I…

Let's be honest, not letting someone buy a small Ford is basically a public service. 

Probably because we’ve definitively proven that we’re collectively too dumb to be allowed into polite interstellar society.

especially after the dispensaries ;)

Oh look, another Trump whisperer, here to help us glean the wisdom from the President’s latest rambling stupidity.

Tom’s doing it right again....

I love Lord Chesterfield Ale too! In Indiana we got yuengling this year, but no LCA. So I always bring some back from seeing the family in the Burgh.