I refuse to be seen drinking or serving white wine like some kind of peasant!

Not excusing her, but you can’t walk out. You can call an admin, but it really challenging schools no one will come, and they don’t want you sending kids to the office. Really defiant kids won’t go even if you do send them.

Yes they do.

nice trumpster fire

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

Talk about Dildo on the field

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Wait, what the heck is “keep the shiny side up”? Shiny side of what?

That’s not even the whole thing.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Luckily we have an easy way to deal with them. If you don’t want to pay as agreed, that’s fine, you have 30 days to change your mind then I sell your equipment and send the balance plus storage fees and interest to our collections agency. I have no tolerance whatsoever for that behavior. If you didn’t like the…

“He also loved to drag on when he could tell the other party was in a hurry or wanted to get away from him.”

As a small business owner, I really hate haggling. I’ve just found that in general, the hagglers are also the customers that hassle you to get things done faster and are the most picky in general.

Now, I don’t mind the “If I buy 3 of these can you give me a deal,” types, but the “Can you do it for $50?” when the…

But then how are they supposed to snort coke from the vial they keep hidden in an unmentionable crevice? I certainly hope you aren’t implying they should roll up a dollar bill and take a line off a toilet seat like some 90's party trash!

Turlet?