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No, I get that.

OK, seriously, who punches that way? All of these guys are just rotating fists on the ends of completely straight arms. That’s not even a haymaker - if they actually put power behind it and make contact they’re gonna just break their wrist or something.

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

I was using sifting as an demonstration of why grinding a spice comes out with more volume, not trying to claim that sifting was similar to grinding.

He has the face of a person who tips in bible tracts.

I can just imagine trying this at work. A chatty cathy coworker comes to my desk as I’m having a conversation with coworker Ted and tries to interrupt.
“Excuse me, Ted...”
*turns, gently places hand over rude coworkers mouth*
“Linda, I am acknowledging that you’d like my attention but right now you need to shut the fuck

Nobody needs drinking, games, TV, gambling, movies, books, candy, or most things that are not food water or shelter.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

Nice work! Although it still isn’t as crazy as Cloud, Zack and Angeal can wield it, and the blade is way thinner than in the games. So... sort of?

Terk ur ‘nurms!

Der terk ur erkanurbs!

“Robot”

Well we are animals, and I don’t think the supreme court is the best example humanity has to offer. However I find it funny people praise how animals do it when it suits them, then deny our connection as being hand made by god, when it doesn’t. Which I bet is exactly what she will do if she ever finds out animals are

but what about Quake 3s Bid for Power.

Anyone remember the name of that Half Life mod that let you be DBZ characters? Man I loved that so much more than Budokai - I used to have friends over and then completely ignore them to play that game.

Considering that in most cases this would have been handled with lawyers and cease and desist orders, snarky Twitter comments seen like the not dick move here.

The top picture reminds me of Chakan: The Forever Man

Have you ever thrown up a leafy green, like lettuce? It sticks to your throat and roof of your mouth like gross vegetable skin.

A deranged tyrant who runs a technologically backwards country? Mac is EXACTLY what I’d expect.