One of the funniest and saddest experiences I had dealing with the local police department was trying to file a complaint against officers who had attempted to enforce non existent laws and ordinances.
The Chief of Police nonchalantly informed me that his officers “Are not required to know the law, they are required to…

The Pizza place did not send you out with an imprinter and handfull of carbon sheets?

That sadly doesnt work any longer in Texas, they dont care how much you paid for it. They check for the value they have assigned to it in a state run database and tax you according to that alone.

‘I have a friend who, if it has been more than a few days since we’ve last spoken, will text, “Hey” before we start our conversation, wait for me to respond in kind, then tell me whatever he texted me to tell me.’

Even if they are on a T9 its annoying to receive ‘qck txts’.

I think it comes down to convenience as well. You cant have dead air in a text.

I find the overuse of exclamation points to be far worse than the normal use of periods.

His vocals very much so remind me of Maynard Keenan.

He was just attempting to show the cop why the headlights were unnecessary.

Why threaten to go after students and staff when they had nothing to do with the shooting or association to the FOP?

In south Texas I have be referred to as a white devil more than once in my life but, never by a white person.
White people are usually much more homophobic or classist in their attempted degradation towards me. Nothing like being called white trash by a bucktoothed ratty haired girl in an over sized dirty wife beater…

Fancy poor people drink Kool-Aid, Flavor-Aid is the real budget saver. It is also what they really drank down in Jonestown, Kool-Aid just took the heat.

I think you are remembering the original Fun-Dip, a Koolaid like candy. Wonka has the Fun-Dip name now but changed the dipping sticks by adding flavor to them.

Is this a fried egg hiding sheepishly in the background? Also the sliced rolls of fatty pork look delicious.

Been doing it for years, its great on fried chicken.

In that case, you will want the tea from the green pitcher, the red pitcher is ninety proof.

Eating the whole can by yourself would be the equivalent of two standard drinks(and would probably garner you some very odd looks from your family). Although if you did try this you would probably want the kids to gather around you chanting chug chug chug!! for effect.

In Texas unlawful arrest, a bunch of toe shuffling in the dirt by the arresting department.

Irving is in west Dallas sandwiched between Dallas and Fort Worth. Census shows the 2013 population at 228,653 and his school district is listed as a mostly minority/low income area. Ive seen mixed estimates of funding and general budget from 250-350 mil (between 2009-2015{and having 40 schools in the…

Fried Christmas turkey sounds like a good idea. I hope you do find a willing party. If not Psychodogs setup looks nice and Im guessing the turkey fryer rack is out of frame because the bird was being loaded onto it.