Maybe a vehicular version of this

It was actually all of Scion. They priced them low and they got great fuel economy. As it turns out those are things that older people really value so after a brief period where the average age of a Scion buyer was 35 it quickly moved towards 50 within the first 3 years of existence as older buyers just love them.

It sold to GenX, not Boomers. It was the perfect vehicle for dragging your shitty band’s gear around town because the seats could fold up and away and it never broke down. Source: me.

And its entertaining to watch people try and get out of the back seat of a Honda element. Just scooting on their butts. Do not do this in a skirt!

No, people are ignorant for voting for Trumpster based on easily disproven notions like “Trump is a peacenik” when there’s a long list of examples of him threatening violence of all kinds, from encouraging police to rough up suspects all the way up to wanting to drop nukes.  Belligerence is one of his defining…

I’m so tired of all the stupidity.

He’s not entitled and dumb because I like him, but if I see someone I don’t like driving in the median to get around traffic then for sure that person is an asshole.

Jimmy? Is that you?

GPS info likely voids insurance, sucks if you live on the state line!

Well, there’s apparently two of these things, and they seat five comfortably, so we might be able to get Memphis and Sway on board too and nab both!

Death, taxes, and laughing at farts.

In Sweden, exit signs for things like parking garages and such say “Utfart” and I thought that was the funniest thing in the universe when I was ten years old.

And now, all these decades later, I actually get the joke behind the governor’s name in Blazing Saddles.  William J Le Petomane.

Voyager 1 finally calls home, drunk and broke. “Hey guys, sorry, my phone battery like must have died or something. Yeah, I had to borrow this old phone to call you. So like, can you send some money? I’ll give you an address. No, cash would be better, cause like uh, yeah, just send cash. I promise I’ll be home for the…

I was going to suggest a can of hair spray, but yours is much better.

Some things just WORK. Newer is not always better, though externalities often force newer. Like your programmers dying off. :-)

DEI is literally about hiring the most qualified person regardless of skin color/race/religion instead of some less qualified white male who was a member of your fraternity or golf club.

Yep.  I’d buy one in a heartbeat.

That Jimny is awesome, but isn’t in any way, shape, or form worth $11k.

Boeing didn’t take the hit in the market a $6B loss would normally generate and people are speaking favorably about their ability to raise capital either through debt or stock. Holding firm to no pension removes an unstable liability Boeing, or any public company, can’t properly plan.