He’s not entitled and dumb because I like him, but if I see someone I don’t like driving in the median to get around traffic then for sure that person is an asshole.

Jimmy? Is that you?

GPS info likely voids insurance, sucks if you live on the state line!

Well, there’s apparently two of these things, and they seat five comfortably, so we might be able to get Memphis and Sway on board too and nab both!

Death, taxes, and laughing at farts.

In Sweden, exit signs for things like parking garages and such say “Utfart” and I thought that was the funniest thing in the universe when I was ten years old.

And now, all these decades later, I actually get the joke behind the governor’s name in Blazing Saddles.  William J Le Petomane.

Voyager 1 finally calls home, drunk and broke. “Hey guys, sorry, my phone battery like must have died or something. Yeah, I had to borrow this old phone to call you. So like, can you send some money? I’ll give you an address. No, cash would be better, cause like uh, yeah, just send cash. I promise I’ll be home for the…

I was going to suggest a can of hair spray, but yours is much better.

Some things just WORK. Newer is not always better, though externalities often force newer. Like your programmers dying off. :-)

DEI is literally about hiring the most qualified person regardless of skin color/race/religion instead of some less qualified white male who was a member of your fraternity or golf club.

Yep.  I’d buy one in a heartbeat.

That Jimny is awesome, but isn’t in any way, shape, or form worth $11k.

Boeing didn’t take the hit in the market a $6B loss would normally generate and people are speaking favorably about their ability to raise capital either through debt or stock. Holding firm to no pension removes an unstable liability Boeing, or any public company, can’t properly plan.

Why expanded? The current SC has already decided stare decisis doesn’t apply to them. I think the chances are pretty good that the scenario XPDNC suggests will happen.

Considering their side had a gallows for Jan 6th I don't know that they'd bother with due process.

Agreed - that makes it even worse.

Most people who use that phrase aren’t talking about actual dogs.

Exactly. They are tested when new recruits (prior to working on the job). But they need to be analyzed once working, that’s when the shit hits the fan.

They’ve been asking for it for years. Some forces were going to say no OT (where police make up a big chunk of their overall salary) unless you clear a psych meeting, but as soon as budgets were stretched it was the first proposal to get dropped. The amount of money some forces cost their city is incredible. One cop…