Which is why it’s so weird that Sam Barsanti is surprised that no studio executive has un-greenlit a late-as-shit Beetlejuice sequel.

My girl (not a toddler, but young) asked me yesterday before I found out about this if Disney Jr. was ever coming back. I said it would come back when they finish arguing. Then last night I saw it was not coming back and I told her they couldn’t agree and she was like what were they arguing about? I said “the same…

That’s a fair point, but is that a function of water or a function of ice? Ice has its own function (cooling, chilling, preserving) which are very different from the function of water (making things wet).

Please stop with spreading this. In 07 there was a loophole that allowed the late night shows to continue. This has since been cleared up BECAUSE of what those shows did in 07:

The functional groups of your cocktail are ethanol molecules. The water is just diluting it so you don't spontaneously combust.

“And everyone on the island was rescued by, oh, let's say...Moe."

Obligatory reminder that a chip kills one kid and gets an immediate stop sale, while my kids think an active shooter drill is as normal as a fire drill. 

it’s the exact same thing, just different substance.

now that looks like what you drive to the range to shoot at cases of bud light

Is this not just Gatorade without the sugar? Genius idea, actually (for them). Sell the same product cheaper after removing one of the key expense ingredients, but sell it at the same price as before. Forget about shrinkflation. That was so 2010's. We’re about eliminflation in 2023.

People - particularly on this website - need to realize that CUVs and Cross-Overs are not SUVs. They’re cars. They’re hatchbacks that have been slightly lifted, usually come with sophisticated AWD systems, and typically have a bit more cargo room. They aren’t bad vehicles. They aren’t the compromised, gas-guzzling,…

Classic negotiation, your first offer should always be insulting.

It’s scary good ... if you’re 11.

Absolutely agreed. Too many toxic morons conflate “stoicism” and “rationality” with “having the emotional maturity of a piece of cardboard”

And I imagine, those interim agreements with indies are meant to put pressure on the majors to play ball.

the kind where you make money from posting videos about it

It is when you consider that millions of people can’t get enough to eat. It’s pretty easy to understand what he’s saying.

Some sort of united artists?

“My name is ‘WEIRD AL’! I tried to warn you the whole time!”

Don’t know much about Fran Drescher but from what I can tell she is definitely the person for the job. No offense to anyone who says a strike should be “short and sweet” but that is just handing management the reins. A strike should last until an actual resolution is reached.