You realize you’re an outlier, right? I mean, there’s a few places that provide school lunches, but it’s far from the norm and Republicans actively fight against it everywhere they can.

(Republicans keep trying to reduce free/subsidized school lunches every single fucking time the Farm Bill comes up for renewal).  

Please limit yourself to two (2) pizza emojis at the virtual pizza party 🍕🍕

Wow it's like the "instead of bonuses we're having a pizza party" thing that businesses do, but even worse. At least then you get a meal. 

Working for a billion dollar corporation for free is the height of dipshitery. Some people get a good wank on the mod life I guess. 

Indeed, an offramp that doesn’t punish could be just what some are looking for after the current management’s vampiric policies.

Suits heads

Only relevant question, still unanswered:

I had Moose and Squirrel.

It is the job of every individual human to be a good, caring and kind person, but the reason we have governments and laws is because often we are not.

Who saw the headline and came here jutht for the comments?

It wath the betht of headlineth. It was the blurtht of headlineth.

Worth headline ever!

It is all so tiring. Just pay your people. Give them benefits. Figure out what that costs you. Let the prices reflect that.

Thank you Giz for not making this a slideshow. 

Seth Gordon and Dwayne Johnson appeared to think Baywatch was stupid

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

I think they need to be socialized at this point. If they are so big that they can cripple the economy by shutting down then they shouldnt be in the hands of people who will kill people for profit.

This. They plead and beg a woman/girl “Don’t kill you baby!!! There are ways to take care of it! We can help!”