I’m amazed at how many of my younger friends were unaware the M:I ever was a TV show (until I mentioned it - I’m a BIG fan)

The movies (which I admit I’ve never seen because, duh, I love Jim Phelps) AFAIK are all about action, Action, ACTION! While the TV show is all about wits. You don’t have to kill someone on the…

And The Blues Brothers before that!

Yeah, I don’t have a problem with people feeding rapists and other criminals to the Internet Outage Machine. But misogyny is not a crime and publishing private texts that can damage a person’s reputation (even if they’re not “explicitly named”) seems...harsh. It’s not a public service announcement, it’s revenge.

What happened to just breaking up with assholes? Is there really a reason this needed to be shared with the world? Yes it sounds like he was a dick! But your response could have been “yes, you’re right, you’re not the right partner for me, goodbye.”

Is he packing a Fat Man or a Little Boy?

I’m sure there will still be some.  That’s probably what they heard banging around.

Blue cheese is good on almost anything.

The 40s can be a real toss up, especially depending on how well a person treated their body in their 20s/30s. I had my first kid at 23 and now a lot of her friend’s parents are ~40 and it’s occasionally jarring at how physically different they are from me, despite there only being a 5-10 year age difference. They can…

I don’t think it’s the problem with the price. I have some airline credit cards that allow me to check bags for free on United and AA but even with that I will never check in my bag if possible. It’s the whole checking in, waiting to get the bag back and dealing with possibly lost luggage that scares me. Anything…

The original caffeinated 4loko hit while I was in college, it was crazy times.

. . . Shit, that’s better. I was just going to bring a collapsible water bottle that I could sneak inside of my wallet.

This is the wrong take, from Manson on down. Let’s start with this pearl-clutching nonsense:

See, living in the burbs means there’s one about 15 minutes from me in Darien. (Sadly, the Addison location is closed.) You could also go to.... BERwyn!

Being that she’s not white, slim to none.

We still dial phones, tape tv shows, and rewind videos. “Filming” means to create a video, regardless of the medium on which the video is stored.

“We should put armed guards in every Uber.”
 - Ted Cruz

These laws seem to be positioned specifically to let white people skate.

Yep, I’m not a fan of bagel sandwiches for just that reason.

Eating contests are wasteful, dangerous & disgusting.

Bring back Stumptown!