It’s the problem with all of the major awards. All too often, the award is for a body of work, not the individual performance that wins the award, leaving the better individual works in the category in the cold. Which then often leads to those artists getting an award later to make up for the oversight, leaving some…

Beetlejuicier, with the option for the final sequel to be Beetlejuiciest.

I’m sure that there’s at least a couple sizeable Buck Fiden stickers in there.

How about a big anti-Trump banner on her car? I bet that would be disharmonious with the attitude of the school. Should that be prohibited as well?

And the additional pay is just one benefit of the union. Safety conditions that let you stay on the job longer are worth even more.

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Create a car and compete with it for one full rotation of the Earth around the sun.

And all too often, the refusal to just stay home is accompanied by a refusal to slow the fuck down. The same mentality that leads to insisting on driving in bad weather is matched by insisting on getting there quickly.

I’m in northern Illinois, and I’m astonished by the number of grown-ass men that will head out to the store in shorts in winter.

I can separate Krispy from Kreme as two different kinds of doughnut, but Dirty and Dough don’t split up that way for me.

I understand it from the perspective of people who have lived their whole lives believing they were legitimately entitled to a particular place in line, but then seeing that place in line yanked away with no consideration, and no compensation. It isn’t in their ability to comprehend how much that place in line was not…

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.

This conforms with my past commuting experience, although that experience is decades old now. The most insanely aggressive drivers were BMW 3 and 5 series owners. Even when I was driving 75-80 mph in heavy traffic (in a 55 mph zone) coming in from the north suburbs of Chicago, those drivers would weave through every…

Ask the manager at that store if they would order a case of other varieties for you. It sounds like a lot, but it might be no more than 2 dozen packages, and things stay fresh a lot longer nowadays. I used to do that for a specific brand and variety of coffee that I served in my business.

It’s all grease and sugar.

Fast food breakfast: No

Here in Chicagoland we have a number of sugar-free cookie varieties from Voortman Bakery. You might look to see if you can get them near you, or even get your grocer to order some for you.

Track failure isn’t as egregious of an oversight as bad rolling stock. Railroads have had scanners in place for decades to ID bad bearings that overheat and fail, but they don’t want to stop a train to remove the failing car. That was an issue with the East Palestine derailment.

Seasons 52 is part of the Darden Group, which also operates Red Lobster. Make of that what you will.

Jamba is fine for a smoothie on the go, but you have to look closely at each item to make sure that you’re not just buying a fruit-flavored milkshake. Most of their offerings include orange sherbet, which sort of defeats the health aspect of a smoothie.