Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we will prove three things here. First, my client was nowhere near the scene of the crime. Second, my client did not know that the gun was loaded. And finally, my client fired in self-defense.

For foreign workers, they get the proper protections that immigrants earned back in the days of the original Ellis Island

Just as long as he doesn’t pull another JoJo Rabbit gut punch. I don’t think that I’ve had another film hit me out of the blue like that one scene did.

I’m certain that a reboot of HI would be retooled more in the mold of Last Man Standing. Something like his character would have learned from his escapades in the previous series, and now he’s the wise producer of the new Tool Time show. He’s not about to let himself be the butt of all the jokes this time around.

I’m pretty sure that all of the original coroner reports will somehow turn up missing now.

I don’t think that an ISA should control the speed of the vehicle, automatically slowing it down. But it should at least turn the vehicle into a Christmas tree, flashing all the lights, possibly even honking the horn. It should do this whenever the vehicle is going more than, say, 15mph over the posted limit. You would…

Despite how I am responding at this moment, everyday I become more convinced that the Internet was a huge mistake. And increases as the likeliest thing that will ultimately destroy our species.

Very true, but it’s not just expiration dates I’m thinking about. Like, why did this item wind up at a reseller? Was it not good quality to begin with?

What you are describing in a bagel is what a proper bagel should be, i.e. dense and chewy. It’s only the sad imitation bagels that are sufficiently bread-like that can function in sandwich mode, but then, why not just use bread? I wonder, though, whether cutting the bagel crosswise as shown in the lead photo would…

Obligatory:

I was the most afraid to try this one, so it came last

I remember that episode. It definitely convinced me that frying a turkey was safely possible,  but too much trouble.

The better “stuffing” is that which doesn’t fit inside the bird and is baked alongside the turkey, in a casserole dish. Flavorful and dotted with crispy bits.

I’m hesitant about the food stuffs at places like HomeGoods. It often seems interesting, but I question just why those things wound up at a resale site.

My latest highway drive showed improved behavior with zipper merges, even though a shocking number of people will still opt to get in the surviving lane much earlier than necessary. I only encountered one problem, a trucker that decided to enforce early merging by blocking both lanes. You would that if anyone…

The car was light-years ahead of its time and was used as a future car as featured in Gattaca since its styling is so forward thinking.

I was actually around when the Avanti was first introduced. It was absolutely stunning, as it was unlike anything being produced in the US. I still have to stop and walk around it whenever I see one.

Seeing the footage on the news this morning, I so wanted Sanders to say “You’re a US Senator, in the US Senate. Save that behavior for outside if you want to do it.” The lack of respect for our seat of government is disgusting.

Get back to me when a proposal to project images of the boys over the Statue of Liberty gets any consideration.

The Beatles fans were every bit as crazy for the Fab Four, even more so with young girls. But it mostly limited to teens, with older generations downright hostile. Swifties run a much larger age range, and no one was trying to mimic the Beatles at their shows the way they do for Swift. Media coverage is also more…