cards against humanity?

*cries* Nobody understands when I'm joking. Prenatal vitamins and calcium chews are it for me.

Well... fine then. I'll stick to pickles and cottage cheese.

True fact: Simon Baron-Cohen really IS Sacha Baron-Cohen's brother. He is one of the world's leading Austism researchers. What a brilliant family!

Not even that. It makes it really hard to buy his redemption in Return of the Jedi when you're like "Oh, but remember when he straight up murdered a room full of toddlers?"

As the mother of an autistic son, I've hit "ZOMG what causes autism?!?" fatigue. I sort of don't care. I mean, I do, but after years of hearing vax bullshit and vague whatsits from small-scale studies, I'm over it. I'm tired of autism being portrayed like the 21st century plague. I have a son and I need to know the…

Goddamn feminism.

It's way more prevalent in boys, so they study them for the same reason most breast cancer research focuses on women despite men also getting breast cancer.

My guess is because Autism is more common in boys than girls? Maybe hormones effect male and female fetuses differently in the womb? I wonder why too...

It does not make ANY SENSE. I demand a green and purple colour scheme!!!

HOW IS THERE NO GREEN IN THE MALEFICENT MAKEUP?

Here's the insidious nature of Maleficent's de-fanging: in Sleeping Beauty, she didn't curse the princess to prick her finger and fall into a sleep.

You make an excellent point. This is probably why Lion King is the best, because it's just Hamlet, and in Hamlet SHIT GOES DOWN.

"it's a shame her escort ruined it by making sure everyone knew he was staring right at her ass. COME ON DUDE."

We all know that Scar is the best Disney villain ever. Why? BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED. He said he was going to kill Mufasa and become King. He did that. End of Story. Yes he lost the throne eventually but his original plan still succeeded.

It's a fuck you to every person who showed up there, and to the concept of fashion itself. It's a pure The Emperor Has No Clothes commentary on the absurdities of fashion and celebrity itself.

I'm trying to imagine having the courage to wear see through pants where everyone can see my penis. As cool as I like to pretend that I am, I'd be embarrassed as hell. I don't have the stones to let it all hang out as it were.

it's a shame her escort ruined it by making sure everyone knew he was staring right at her ass. COME ON DUDE.

...because she didn't want to get groped in the boobs by her bro.