i think the confusion is when men expect regular women to all look like gisele and are horrified and disappointed when we don't. i cannot quote stats on this but i have found that while lots of women find jamie dornan attractive, they do not expect their mate to look like that and are accepting of more types of…

Western filth.

Discharge thy secret!

I honestly think we're hitting against a largely shared (but not universal) belief that hard bodies are more attractive than soft bodies, probably because they suggest strength and vitality. Adding: I obviously stated a total cliche, but, since we have no picture of his personality or intellect to go with the picture,…

That's because he's a dirty dirty boy.

Filing this under: Questions That Should Not Be Followed By a Winky-Face Emoji

Trolling level: EXPERT

I enjoy his visage as much as anyone, but how exactly do those in the Jezebel universe articulate their objectification of hard-bodied men as something to be celebrated while shaming men who do the same to women? I'm not trying to troll, I'm honestly just curious. It seems like we should be taking better care of our…

Until this comment I thought they were the same person. #dasracist

Actually, no - I was like "That water is obscuring my view."

Physician, heal thyself.

Whose judgment can, I mean, I just realized that I kind of want to do it to The Hound from Game of Thrones.

Ehr meh gahd .... why is my office so hot all the sudden and why am I having trouble breathing??

HEDGIE TOESIES!!!!!!!

I'm totally blaming The Sorry Girls

That's not true—First Ladies have always faced this line of questioning. Jackie O's stepfather stepped in to foot the bill for many of her clothes to take pressure off the President (she had American designer Oleg Cassini knock of the French couture styles she preferred). Nancy Reagan was taken to task for borrowing…

Evidently, you have no idea what gowns by Carolina Herrera, Naeem Khan, Alexander McQueen and Michael Kors retail for, let alone the fact that she often changes a few times a day.

She's wearing a couture gown almost weekly. $400K isn't even close to enough money to pay for what she wears. They are given to her as gifts.

She made a lot more money than him for the vast majority of their life together. She can afford to dress nicely thanks to herself, thankyouverymuch.

I hope it's paid for by right-wing tears.