Dressing room snafus! Staring longingly out of airplane windows! The eventual realization that she loved him all along!

Racing to the airport! Dinner parties! One night of abandon followed by regret and confusion!

The secret is I didn't eat any.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Kinda-update: I went to check the room again this morning, and it's now password-protected.

Worth it if you have a STEM degree, useless otherwise.

although I might question the practice of requesting money instead of gifts, that first asker annoys me way more than their "rich bff."

Can I borrow this to put on my wedding invites?

You're being overly dramatic for no good reason.

You think the problem people have with her is that she's black/latina?

Fair enough. Men are guilty of it too. I hate motherfuckers that's assume some unspoken bro code. Like I'm supposed to keep his secret that he's fucking the secretary behind his sweetheart of a wife's back??

Thank you for saying this! I am also a PhD student. I have gained 20 pounds over the last two years, mainly due to not caring properly for myself while very, very depressed. I have never been this heavy in my life and I know the number on the scale is an indication of a problem. I am all for people being positive…

Beautiful wedding
Joyous times to share with you
Please back that cash up

I can think of few social events as gruesome and surreal as a celebration of genital mutilation. People will look back, centuries from now and cringe at our barbarism.

I REALLY feel like that the friend of the first LW needs some serious calling out. On what planet is it acceptable to brag about your rich husband and then solicit donations for a child who already has a rich dad? How is it ok to even ask for money for a baby shower? That's a gross violation of etiquette. That lady is…

Along the same lines of the first writer: I have a friend who asked me to cohost her first baby shower, which basically entailed me writing a check for $100 to defray the cost of an enormous tea party at a local joint. While we were invited to the baby's bris, he's now had two birthdays, the parties to which we…

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

Dude, the guy is 15 years old! Maybe 16? Let him be an "immature" kid for the last couple of years that society allows, and maybe he'll actually level out as "normal".

I think it's the eyes. The way the lids are drawn, it's creepily-excited. The mouth is too big, but the eyes are the real problem. Why are they so high on the box? I liked the girl in pink and her side-eying assessment. And that one kid's human-eating comment makes me want to hang out with him, because I bet he's darn…

In sum: Allen West, voted out of office, seeks desperate bid for relevancy with similar-minded troglodytes.