I think it's already really nice when a man's reaction is «my partner is pregnant, what do I do?». Massages are a good idea. Lots of massages.

I've said this a million times. People who complain about freedom of speech are only mad that they cannot express their negative views about marginalized groups without impunity. But the minute you say anything insulting to these people, the right to freedom of speech is thrown out the window.

I realize this is the silliest thing in the world to nitpick, but why in the world does everyone spell ho as hoe? Hoe = gardening tool. Ho = even more slang version of whore. I learned this in 4th grade from some more worldly classmates when I wrote a short story about my grandfather's farm. (It was admittedly a…

Does he know that orcas are primarily black? Or is it like a V. Stiviano thing where it's cool as long as they don't Instagram photos with sting rays and other sea negroes?

Ohhhh that's nice. He sounds like a peach.

One would think that as an attorney, he knows that the right to free speech is a limitation on the government only. Sure he has a right to say whatever he wants, the government will not interfere, but there is no protection from public opinion. Say something bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic? Pay the price. …

Surely that's true. If we release them all, they'd have the rest of the sea goose-stepping in no time. We can't let that happen.

Why is it always Florida?

Killer Whales are the fascists of the sea, though.

THIS. Women don't sit that way because we're designed to or because it's more comfortable; we sit with our legs close together because our moms drilled it into us from Day 1. Yes, it's uncomfortable. Yes, it requires constant effort from the adductors—which is why we tend to cross our legs (less effort required to…

Are you serious this fucking stupid? Its not about you sitting with your legs spread. it's about you sitting with your legs spread so wide you're taking up more than your fair share of space and likely making other people use less. Grow the fuck up.

The seats are small and close together; you're right. I'm a dude and I take up a good amount of space in a seat. And, for the record, my balls are HUUUGGEE, but aren't uncomfortable when my legs are close together. Anyway, if it is crowded to the point that I'm uncomfortable sitting in one seat, you know what I do? I…

What, you think that women are relaxing on those seats? We're all some degree of tensed-up, so as to minimize hip spread.

Oh whatever man. Try stuffing two C-cups into a bra and then working a six hour kitchen shift with no air conditioning. You better believe you'll be "suppressing cries" by hour five. Life is uncomfortable. Life with other people is even more uncomfortable. No one is asking you to sit with your knees together; we just…

You do realize that our vaginas stick to our legs on hot days too right? It's common and uncomfortable. How about this fun trade off: We push children out of our vaginas and continue the human race, and you all can give us a teeny bit more room on the subway because your balls aren't that big.

Only a man would think it douchey for a woman to resist being squished up against the wall because a man wanted to claim her personal space as his own due to nut discomfort.

I had this discussion with my husband, where we tested how close his knees could get before squishing his.... stuff. I told him to start from "splayed" and slowly bring his knees together and tell me when things get "uncomfortable." After going essentially to <90 degrees, he told me it was getting uncomfortable - when…

I've seen really fat people who sit with their legs closer together then most skinny guys do. "Just falling that way" is not part of the problem. I think it's ego tbh.

He's a passionate, lovable goof. Safe, loyal and hilarious.

I will never understand the appeal.
Maybe it's the voice that kills it for me.