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...someone pissed off wardrobe and makeup!

...wait ‘til you get to the part where one of the families had to produce the death certificate. Oh, and the crazy lady that kept calling the dad of one of the kids, telling him that he was an actor, and that he would die for lying to the American people...

i lived through 9/11, my mom used to work in the WTC, and i’ve dealt with those conspiracy theorists for 16 years with gritted teeth. there is nothing more disgusting than Sandy Hook “truthers”

She won’t make him look like an idiot. Everyone needs a voice now. Even unhinged Nazis. You don’t want to risk alienating the moderate Nazis.

Her face color is not in accordance with the rest of her flesh tone.

In related news, someone at Sandy Hook Promise Foundation thought it would be a good idea to have Megyn Kelly host their gala.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Because the gossip and blind items were about her, not him.

I’m pretty sure she got blackballed in Hollywood after having an affair with Michael C. Hall—his wife apparently made it her mission to ruin JS’s career. I buy it, because she really hasn’t worked much since Dexter, but I never thought MCH’s wife was that powerful (Jennifer Carpenter is her name, I think? If I barely

To hear him tell it, and he does loudly and at every opportunity, he landed her.

She got that ill na-na.

The real problem is that this garbage should have never been adapted into a film in the first place. I could barely get through the first 10 pages of FSOG before putting it down. I’m no literary snob either. I’ve read a tons of chick lit books to get me through boredom (The Nanny Diaries, the Devil Wears Prada,

For real. What happened there?

Stay tuned for the sequel where there’s a specific scene that E.L. James has written where Ana beats off a dead horse. Here’s for hoping its a dream sequence.

BAM!

Presidential jokes aside, I would watch the shit out of a ‘Making of 50 Shades’ movie that dramatized the friction between James and Taylor Johnson, the cold relationship between the co-stars, the weird awkwardness of shooting it and then promoting it...all of that.

I care much less about her time with 50 Shades of Grey than I do about how she landed Aaron Taylor Johnson. HOW GIRL?? Teach me your ways!! Their relationship is fascinating to me.

Most problematic was the unusual control that the author,

Military-grade hair and make-up.

Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

6' 8" means he’s packin if you smell what I’m stepping in...