I think I heard that phenomenon best described as “Big Bang Theory is an ‘smart’ show for stupid people, while Arrested Development is a ‘stupid’ show for smart people.”

He is so cute with kids, but this just gave me a sad realization. Who ever is president next won’t have any young kids with them in the White House like the Obamas did. I want an adorable presidential family dammit!

Apparently he’s an EDM artist now???

So, serious question, what do they think is happening in the ‘illegal baby parts trade’? Like is there a black market for ‘baby parts?’ Like people wait until they find just the right baby part? Do they think people take these for use on other babies? Or is it more of like a Christopher Reeves in South Park type…

My go to ‘we’re messing around album’ is Miles Davis ‘Kind of Blue’. It’s got great tempo for all the changes that occur and it’s super impressive when you put it on with a date for the first time. Always closes the deal and comes off classy af!

So I have a weird / stupid question. How did the police know that there was a baby in that trash bag? Like if it was just in normal trash would they have normally found it (which means are there people that sort our trash?)? Or did she just basically put a fetus in a bag and the garbage collectors could obviously tell…

Certain meats are their finest when thin sliced ! I insist on my salami being as thin as possible (translucent FTW) because it really does taste differently if thick sliced. When it’s thin sliced right, all the oils come out and it tastes like a slice of heaven! Thin sliced turkey is an invention of the devil though.

As someone who got a similar small white ink tat on my wrist, no it doesn’t. They stay really well (it does basically just look like a scar) and, it doesn’t really rub off like other tats with wear. On the plus side, no one ever notices it and according to my father, I still have no tattoos.

So the idea of vacation with Gwyneth was really just too much for J Law. I don’t blame her in the slightest!

So did Roberts just shame unwed / single parents in his dissent? Like what the actual fuck?

This is the best response I’ve seen to this article. Leave Kim K alone!

So I slept with this guy once when I was drunk. Then I spent the next 2 months dodging him as he worked across the street from me. That was 1.5 years ago...... he sent to me this last week. Yeah, I did not reply. Don’t forget to delete people from snapchat, kids!

This is the truth! Every time I meet a guy who won’t get near it, all I hear in my head is Louie C.K.

The best hack is Feta cheese. Adds that extra saltiness and some cheesy goodness!

So real question, what are her major platforms and campaign issues? I’ve followed her for a while, so I know kind of where she stands, but I can’t find her presidential ones anywhere. They’re no where to be found on her campaign website and all of her recent speeches are just lots of buzzwords and fluff (it’s hard for…

“She lets her kids say “yuck, a book!” to gift-givers of books. Her middle child once hurled a book back at my mother and was not punished.”

That’s from the movie “Slackers” and it’s the older brother from Pete and Pete who does it.

The Chicago City Colleges know what’s good. He’s their commencement speaker this year!

So serious question. How can someone be found 'responsible' of a rape and not expelled?? Maybe it was because I went to a small liberal-arts school, but you would get expelled for plagiarizing or cheating on a test and then lying about it when asked. How in the world does this not violate the student conduct code…

Woo - when did Mr. Robinson got picked up? They passed on it last year, but NBC finally changed their mind and good on them - Craig Robinson is hilarious!