But mostly, fuck you and fuck your fucking misogyny.

Yeah,no, you can go ahead and say us white males are fucking idiots and don’t deserve anything, ever.

An open letter to Millenials,

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

Hillary blew a 3-1 lead.

Only on Deadspin will you see writers making fun of Tim Tebow for hitting a game-winning single in a professional league while, at the same time, writing 10,000-word columns lauding a Pakistani team as heroes for getting the shit kicked out of them by such baseball powerhouses as Brazil and Great Britain in the World…

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

haha is that really Rovel??

Yes, you just proved his point exactly. Only two sports make money for a portion of schools—football and basketball. At some schools, hockey and baseball might make some money. At a very few, women’s hoops might break even or slightly better. That means that every other program is a drag on the revenues generated by…

For fuck sake take your sjw bullshit and stuff it up your ass. INDIANS INDIANS INDIANS!

As a Cubs fans, I’m just as happy about advancing as I am shutting up the dancing troll/relief pitcher, Derek Law

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

I think most everyone would agree that those 4 instances are absolutely cases where the law should have brought full on justice to those responsible. To categorize all of the shootings of blacks at the hands of police that way is irresponsible though. Every shooting now seems to bring a riot regardless of what the…

You’re joking, right?

If you think “unarmed” means ‘not a threat’ then you should talk to the 728 people killed by unarmed individuals in 2011 (you know, double the number you are tossing around.)

Okay, so the dead, unarmed civilian was sitting in his car reading Pushkin when a police officer walked up and shot him in cold blood. Right? Is that what happened? Of, did this rock star get out of the car with a gun and refuse to drop it when asked multiple times? Which is it?

The protests were largely peaceful and then a flip switched. Silent protests and a march, then the bottom fell out. I’m about a mile away and just listening to sirens and helicopters fly around, it’s awful to see home like this.

Sometimes the police are in the right, and sometimes they’re in the wrong. Perhaps we should wait for the facts and understand the context of every incident before we begin this knee jerk condemnation of every single action taken by the police.